Dear Guy in the Big Black car with the Loud Lacking Mufflers
I am So very sorry that I almost dented your car today with my big ol ass. I didnt realise that I wasnt to be running across that part of a driveway because you would want to drive there and didnt have the time to wait for pedestrians. And that rude gesture you gave me as I darted out of your way was really sweet too...Thanks for letting me know how much of an inconvenience I was. I will watch for your car in the future and be sure to be just as sweet. Asshole.
Signed, Lucky to be Running again tomorrow.